Drunken Posts

[notrod2hotrod]

Jeeeeeesus..

Pretty much sums up anything to do with tonight...

Ran into a girl that I'm into, but I refuse to have anything to do anything w/ while drunk..

Almost got into a bar brawl with this douchebag and 3 of his friends last Thursday at a bar that I am not a regular at.... He got pissy with me cuz I was preventing him + friends from scoring with these 3 blondes....yeh I'm a pain in the ass on the dancefloor for the sake of my boys.. Pussbag tried makin peace with me later on that night when he didn't have his friends to save his ass and was shittin his pants when he saw who my winger was (6"4 215 lb giant), outside the bar.

Anyways, the same D.B. was there tonight, at my bar (home turf).

He knew better.

Apart from that, danced with this chubbo... not that they can't be fun but I never seem to end up with the hott ones.

Fuckloads of Weisers (Rye) + Gingerale, 2 Jaegerbombs, countless beers.

Didn't take chubbo home.

Oh well.

Sprained my ankle on some ice on the way home, we'll see how bad it is in the morning. I effin' love Canadian Winter.

[w201]

james i think i need to join u on one of ur adventures!! lol

[notrod2hotrod]

Lol... naw J you're practically married. I can't vouche for my buddies on the floor if they have to behave themselves/can't score at the end of the night.

....and Portuguese women are pretty possessive of their guys. I think she'd cut your eyes out just for lookin, am I wrong?

I forgot to mention that there was a $200 bottle of Russian Cognac involved....

Also, shortly after I got to the bar, some dude that my friend knows got pissed at me for bumping him on my way around the bar.

Appearently said dude was packin a switchblade and wanted my throat. Fun times eh, this town is startin to sound like Detroit... No offense to anybody from Detroit.

Also, my ankle is right fucked up, swollen and such. Not so bad as my last sprain which became the size of a softball and turned 5 different colours... but still.

[Benzmac16v]

No, people from detroit don't have jobs and therefore cannot afford an internet connection. I wouldn't worry about it!

Jim

[Wolf190]

lol sounds like good times in toronto. I can't wait till I turn 21 so I can go to clubs and whatnot

Thinking about getting my passport or enhanced driveres license so I can make a run to Vancouver 8)

[ivan820]

I don't have much to report for this drunken post.. except the greatest nickname for alcohol I've heard in a while.

Bravery Gravy!

[Turnpike]

i was a derelict alcohol infused poster last night on BW...

[notrod2hotrod]

Sooooo... emm. yeh. I went out tonight and got plastered.. danced/made out with and scored number of this very hott girl, etc..



....IM MISSING RONSKI SPEED + STONEFACE & TERMINAL

FAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody told me they were playing Toronto, which they never do........

I could shoot myself right now.

Still, I did score a number.

[Wolf190]

trashcan, vodka and monster, jack and rootbeer (which is the shit btw!)

broke my phone cuz i threw it at some kid and missed... ended up in 3 pieces in the bathroom lol

got 4 hours of sleep after being pretty smashed... and i gotta go to work in 2.5. sleep time ::over::

[DanSz_PL]

YouTube - THE ULTIMATE DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION VIDEO EVER!!!

[DanSz_PL]

YouTube - THE BEST DRUNK PRANK!!

[ivan820]

god i love this thread..

TOnight:

-Heineken
-Red Wine - Australian Windom Estate BIN 444
-Bowmore 12 year old scotch
-Macallen 12 year old scotch
-Glenfidich 12 year old scotch
-Jameson Scotch

...yeah i love scotch, the best i've had was a macallen 15 year, sooo smooth and refined... remind me of the 190 hehe

[ivan820]

^^ 12 hours later....

i did the old hangover trick of drinking 1 beer as soon as you wake up to cancel out the headache......it didn't work..

What are your tricks to fight hangovers? Right now i'm drinkin some gaterade.. helps alot.

[notrod2hotrod]

I've heard that burning one down might help...

My own personal regimine: before I crash, as much water as I can handle plus 1 banana. Sleep it off best I can and a nice greasy breakfast in the morning (Wendy's or BK or the lumberjack's breakfast from my fridge)

[veedubfreak86]

wake up drink water eat food , drop in an IV of 1000ml of 0.9% sodium chloride and then i am right as rain in the PNW :)

[Benzmac16v]

You guys should go try a baltimore zoo... I was already drunk when I had it and it has 6 shots in it...

As far as hangovers... I drink water until I think I am going to puke (depending on how drunk I am this can be minimal...) wake up and drink more water. Hang overs are mostly dehydration, but can also be alcohol withdrawal. So drinking water is always good, but another beer can fix the withdrawal symptoms. However, if I can stomach another beer in the morning, last night wasn't as good as it should have been.

Jim

[16V4NRBRGR]

Steal Grandpa's oxygen bottle and huff on it for a bit.:lol1:

[veedubfreak86]

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[Wolf190]

I've heard that burning one down might help...

My own personal regimine: before I crash, as much water as I can handle plus 1 banana. Sleep it off best I can and a nice greasy breakfast in the morning (Wendy's or BK or the lumberjack's breakfast from my fridge)

haha wow I have the exact same routine - except I prefer Ihop :lol1:

oh and on my last drunk post.... I forgot to include how i tried running through some blackberry bushes and got stopped by barbed wire lol. No major damage but my arm is still sore from the tetanus shot :lol1:

[veedubfreak86]

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